Inside Every Fat Person is a Skinny Person Trying to Get Out

I am not a skinny person.
I’ve been told I have one inside me.
This is a wee bit scary.

If I do, he is a very bad skinny person.
He is the voice inside my head.
The voice says, “That pie looks tasty.”
Evil, evil skinny person.
You should go to Weight Watchers, not me.

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