Religion and Politics don’t mix.
The latest proof was in North Miami.
Someone said Jesus endorsed her for Mayor.
She finished last.
She got fifty-six votes.
Twelve votes would have been symbolic.
Fifty-six is just sad.
She finished seventh.
There must be six other Messiahs
That are more involved in local politics.
Football players always thank God
After they win a difficult game.
I think the “after” part is key.
Perhaps if you depend on God for wins,
You should wait until you achieve victory.
Just in case.
Otherwise, you make Him look uninterested.
And you make yourself look a bit crazy.