It’s opening day at last.
We’re tied for first in the division.
100 games to go.
It’s a good sign when the controversy
Is what the new mascot’s name will be.
Ace Bacon is retiring.
So much for all the bacon jokes.
Who knew a huge grey pig in a flight suit
Might freak out some children?
No matter how bad Ace may be,
He will never be the Amarillo Sox
Just Google it.