You know what’s fun?
Well, it’s fun to test new signatures,
It’s amazing to me how much paper we create.
Some of it is useful.
Most of it is filed, then tossed away.
Maybe shredded, if nobody should see.
If nobody should see,
Did we really need it in the first place?
Tomorrow, go to the office,
Find one of your colleagues,
And say, “Do you have that form from last March?”
If they do,
Just say “Hoarder!”
And walk away.
Better yet, just send him an email.