My Dog is a Lawyer.
He can split hairs with the finest,
Which may be why his hairs are all over.
“Rocky! Don’t jump on the couch!”
I never shall again.
I was obviously in the wrong.
I apologize from here on the table.
“Rocky! Don’t chew my shoe!”
Your tennis shoes will never again touch my mouth.
My deepest apologies.
Your sandals are still available, true?
“Rocky! Stop eating bugs!”
Ah, I assumed any protein was allowed.
Thank you for clarifying the matter.
Would you like to share this dead snake?
“Rocky! Don’t fight with Murphy!”
My apologies, Murphy, my good chum.
Flower, you must now die.