I may have smoked a little weed,
And then, I had that certain need.
A craving, that we all remember well.
My kitchen had lots of stuff I was saving
But nothing there could kill the craving.
All I had was sugar and some cheese.
Pastry sheets were in the freezer,
I pulled them apart with my tweezers.
I mixed up the sugar and the cheese.
(I started giggling.)
I fried the sheets ’til they were brown.
I found a tube to wrap them around.
(It holds my toilet tissue, so it’s cool.)
I filled the little tubes with the mix,
Of the sugar and the cheese I’d fixed.
I wished I had some chocolate sauce around.
Wait a minute! Holy Moley!
Italian little tubes are called “cannoli”.
So, this stupid craving-killer has a name.
(I was really giggling, now.)
It was really tasty good!
I should sell these in my neighborhood!
As long as my neighbors all smoke weed.