When I was young,
The only excuse we used
Was “I forgot.”
Later, we graduated
To more exciting excuses,
Like “The dog ate my homework.”
Now, we’re on Wifi all the time,
So, we have rather bizarre excuses,
As in, “The squirrels chewed through the line.”
File this under “Sad But True.”
If you live in a old-tree cul de sac,
There are a lot of squirrels.
Squirrels chew trees,
And things that look like trees.
Phone lines look like trees.
Either that, or we have squirrels
Who are hooked on insulation.
Really? Find a new drug.
Anyway, they chew the insulation.
That leaves holes everywhere.
Everything works, until water gets into the lines.
The insulation is what stops the water.
So, every time we have a decent rainstorm,
The lines get wet and the phone stops.
This is only a problem from March until June.
So, it’s really not worth complaining about.
It’s not like I have to use the Internet for work.
So, the entire house is down.
No phone, Internet or TV.
I guess I’ll read a book.
I hate squirrels.