My whining dogs both had to pee.
So I got up to set them free.
I felt my little foot go snap.
I said a loud and painful “Crap!”
In all the years that I have grown,
I never had a broken bone.
Now, I think that I have four.
It may be that or even more.
We had to skip our Springtime cruise.
Because my foot was full of screws.
To think that one little slip
Made me miss a weeklong trip.