I want it heard across the nation!
I am dying of starvation!
And I only had sixteen hours of sleep.
My parents say they need me,
But they never seem to feed me.
At least never more than twice a day.
I’m lying softly on their bed,
Waiting desperately to be fed.
And now, I think I have to pee.
I need this door unlocked.
I’ve knocked and knocked and knocked.
My paws can’t turn this stupid handle.
I’ll just go back to sleep.
I won’t even make a peep.
No-one knows the pain I’m in.
Sigh.
Mom hates my barking,
Even when morning is here.
So, I guess I’ll wake up Daddy,
Just put my tongue inside his ear.
Watching all my brothers
On an early morning stroll.
Hit them just bellow the ribcage,
And you can watch them roll.
Mom and Dad are out,
I’m now the Patrol Guy.
Nothing looks suspicious,
But these Kleenex have to die.
Daddy’s on a conference call,
Mommy reading her iPad.
I really need to visit the yard,
So I guess I’ll go get Dad.
Daddy rubbed my belly,
Mommy scratched my head.
The lights are turning out.
It’s time to go to bed.