Taking Monday off
Avoids the Monday blues.
In theory, at least.
In most cases (like today),
Blues just move to Tuesday.
Long Way Home
The county changes
Miles and the hours passing by
Yet still in Texas
West Texas Supper Time
Pick a place to eat
Everybody in the car
Let’s hope it’s open
Davis Mountains
Long wavy flat road
Along Texas One Eighteen
Mountains everywhere
Fort Davis
Open hours roulette
Always have another choice
Maybe the next town
Marfa Lights
They don’t come out every night.
All the stars do, so it’s alright.
The stars at night
Are big and bright.
Clap, clap, clap, clap.
(If you know, you know.)
New Slogan
One famous Texas slogan is
“Don’t Mess With Texas.”
(It was an anti-litter campaign.)
After driving from Dallas to Ft Davis,
The new State slogan should be:
“Texas. It’s really a two-day drive.”
Corrections And Clarifications
Yesterday, I libeled nachos.
I blamed them for my gas.
Today, I leared it’s burritos
That are the pain in my ass.
Amen.
Nachos
Bean and cheese nachos.
The perfect food.
Although the farts
Are kinda rude.
Amen.
Sunday
First day of the week.
Sunday is a lazy day.
Unless it’s busy.