Birthday

At a certain age,

You really don’t want to have

Reminders of your birthday.

I’m old, I don’t need reminding.

However, if you remind me

To give me a birthday discount,

I will give you a pass.

Especially if it’s a good discount.

Design Meeting

“I think A should connect to B”, he said.
So, A connects to B. Fine.
“No, I said A connects to B”, he said.
So, A connects to B.
“Well, except A connects to B”, she said.
I think I will go get some coffee.