One famous Texas slogan is
“Don’t Mess With Texas.”
(It was an anti-litter campaign.)
After driving from Dallas to Ft Davis,
The new State slogan should be:
“Texas. It’s really a two-day drive.”
Corrections And Clarifications
Yesterday, I libeled nachos.
I blamed them for my gas.
Today, I leared it’s burritos
That are the pain in my ass.
Amen.
Nachos
Bean and cheese nachos.
The perfect food.
Although the farts
Are kinda rude.
Amen.
Sunday
First day of the week.
Sunday is a lazy day.
Unless it’s busy.
Dusty River
I went down to the river.
The river had dried.
The only water left
The tears that I cried.
Someday, it will rain.
I hope it comes soon.
We all prayed for rain,
We got a monsoon.
I went down to the river.
Saw all my soil washing down.
Rain killed off the farming,
Time to go work in town.
Friday
Happy, happy day.
Many hours of meetings first.
Happy, happy day.
Reality
Reality show.
It’s far from reality.
Drama Is Real.
Pain
Life is a suckfest.
Day after day it drags on.
Is there a cure?
Birthday
At a certain age,
You really don’t want to have
Reminders of your birthday.
I’m old, I don’t need reminding.
However, if you remind me
To give me a birthday discount,
I will give you a pass.
Especially if it’s a good discount.
Monday
Meetings start early
They seem to go all day long
May need therapy