I thought that you were sexy,
Thought we might go to bed.
Then, when I turned around,
You had a Chihuahua on your head.
I still thought that you were pretty,
You’re as pretty as could be.
I wonder if our insurance covers
You could have been a pirate,
Your parrot by your side.
Instead, you have a puppy,
Who always likes to hide.
I hope this isn’t forward,
I hope I don’t sound crass.
Your hair smells like Head & Shoulders,
But your shoulders smell like ass.