This sounds like a wonderful project!
I’m sure that it will work out splendidly.
In fact, I know just the person to help you with it.
He’s not available at the moment,
But I know he will be happy to jump on it.
I will send you his email with an intro,
So you should feel free to call him anytime.
I will just get out of the way now,
Since I don’t want to impede your progress.
This sounds like a critical project,
So I want the right people on it.
I’m glad I could help!
Religion and Politics don’t mix.
The latest proof was in North Miami.
Someone said Jesus endorsed her for Mayor.
She finished last.
Dead last.
She got fifty-six votes.
Twelve votes would have been symbolic.
Fifty-six is just sad.
She finished seventh.
There must be six other Messiahs
That are more involved in local politics.
Football players always thank God
After they win a difficult game.
I think the “after” part is key.
Perhaps if you depend on God for wins,
You should wait until you achieve victory.
Just in case.
Otherwise, you make Him look uninterested.
And you make yourself look a bit crazy.