My wife is a genius.
She adopted a dog.
(Rescue, don’t buy.)
She is a crazy dog.
Doesn’t listen.
Doesn’t behave.
So, she needs training.
Lots of it.
More than a normal dog.
Or …
(Here’s the genius part.)
You adopt an even crazier dog.
Now, the crazy dog seems almost normal.
Yay, wife!