The Straits of Gibraltar
Should be quite a sight.
Unless, of course,
You cross them at night.
The lights of Europe
Off your port side in the night,
Africa is to your starboard.
What most people call “right”.
I suppose seeing the lights
Of two continents is romantic,
But I think I would prefer more,
After crossing the Atlantic.
Wondering why Cruise Critic
Is not set all aflame
With furious passengers
Who love to complain.
I’m not going to let it bother me.
So, we’re just a little late.
It doesn’t really matter much.
I’m still feeling great.
No, I’m not.
I lied a bit back there.
We’re running very late again,
And I’m pulling out my hair.
I wish it didn’t bother me.
Just wandering in whenever.
It’s just it makes me crazy,
Being late forever.
Is it really hard to be on time?
I’ve done it now for years,
But some are just incapable,
They’re causing all my tears.
I guess there’s just one way out,
Besides just going out alone.
Just lie about the starting time,
And hurry out from home.
The only other thing to do,
When you find you’re really stressed,
Is to set all your clocks to Central time,
Even though you’re in the West.