I just had the bath from Hell.
What can I do to fix this smell?
I wonder if that thing is dead?
I guess I’ll rub it on my head.
That pile really smells like shit.
I guess I’ll have to roll in it.
I have to go and chase the birds,
So they won’t try to steal my turds.
I’m not eating all my day-old poop
I’m just recycling before the scoop.
Mom always yells when I eat crap,
So I dropped a nugget in her lap.
Mom keeps saying “Go away!”
I think that means I have to stay.