Birds own the fountain.
Most all say “Howdy” or “Hi”
Welcome to Marfa.
Survival Haiku
A romantic hike
Large black bear is approaching
I outran my wife
Dog Haiku
I must kill squirrel.
Love rolling in smelly things.
Almost supper time.
Running Late
Writer’s Block is here.
Random thoughts have formed no words.
Find a topic soon.
Big Bend
Hearing all nature
Coyote without roadrunner
Drive to the river
Woosh! Goes The Deadline
I’ll be done Monday.
Wednesday or Thursday for sure.
Worst case is Friday.
Weekend
Now, time to relax.
Trying to forget all work.
But Dreading Monday.
Texas
Texas – a big State.
I walked five hundred miles.
Never left Texas.
Country Song
I want to write a country song.
I hope all y’all will sing along.
My wife left for good yesterday,
My girlfriend didn’t like her anyway.
I walking around in a fog.
Worse, she took my hunting dog.
I sang a song to all my cows,
Then, I took a couple bows.
They seemed to like the song,
Some even tried to moo along.
Lost At Sea
“I can still see the ship!”
“I’m sure they will wait.”
Then it sailed away.
“We will sue them!”
“This is an outrage!”
Read your contract.
“Wow. I missed my plane.”
“That’s on me.”
Yes, yes it is.
“Wow. I missed my cruise.”
“That’s their fault.”
Pretend it’s a plane.