I love Tex-Mex food.
I would eat it every day.
Rice, beans and nachos,
What else is there to say?
It’s just sometimes,
There is a dramatic effect.
Like a volcano erupting somewhere,
Or a pilot forced to eject.
Today, my wife dragged me shopping.
She bribed me with Tex-Mex first.
We got to the store and I felt rumblings.
It’s not like something was about to burst.
I thought.
So, my colon blew out in WalMart,
I was stranded in the stall.
The guard came to check for theft,
But I hadn’t taken anything at all.
(Well, I took a dump. But, really, I left it. Thank you, George Carlin.)