Indiana

I don’t care what you want to do.
I don’t even care who you’re doing it to.

But if we shall remain the Land of the Free,
Then, would you please stop trying to do it to me?

Standing Guard

For just the price
of a small Milk-Bone,
My vicious Chihuahua
Stands guard at my throne.

He stands at attention,
Looking out at my domain.
I’m not sure who’s attacking,
But he will cause them pain.

Now and then,
He turns to look at me.
I appreciate the protection,
But I would prefer some privacy.