Once I was a big fat Cat,
But the cats were chased away.
I returned as an effete cowboy
But only on game day.
Now, I came back as a Hog,
In this life I’ll have to stay.
But I’ll always be an asshole,
It is my one true way.
Once I was a big fat Cat,
But the cats were chased away.
I returned as an effete cowboy
But only on game day.
Now, I came back as a Hog,
In this life I’ll have to stay.
But I’ll always be an asshole,
It is my one true way.