Whenever we’re away,
We thought our dogs would play.
Well, my wife did.
I was pretty sure they snoozed.
Rocky’s in his condo crate,
Behind a little doggie gate,
So, Katie is really the guard.
She has the rest of the house.
This week, I got a PuppyCam,
So Katie got her guard exam.
She failed.
Well, not completely.
Her Mom’s chair was secure.
She watched my couch, for sure.
Anything not between the couch and chair,
Pretty much fair game for invaders.
We were almost back home,
So, Rocky and Katie was still alone.
Then, my wife said,
“Hey! Let’s call her!”
I opened up the app,
Gave the mic a tap,
And said, “Hi, Katie!”
She bounded for the door.
Oops. Now, I feel bad.
My wife is feeling sad.
Well, we’ll be home soon.
Katie started crying.
Well, there goes my heart.
It’s broken apart.
We’re still a half-mile away.
So, I told her, “Soon.”
We got home at last,
She still looked harassed.
I think she got extra food.
I think she forgave us.
We won’t spy anymore,
From outside the door.
It’s caused too much strife.
We’ll just watch the neighbors.
